If you are one of the following:

  • Employee/child/athlete looking to pass your next drug test
  • Woman wanting to be a man
  • Flasher on parole, looking to 'get legit'
  • College kid who wants to impress his dorm hall
  • In the market for a penile reduction

Then The Original Whizzinator should do you just right .. From the site:

The WHIZZINATOR is an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis. It has been extensively tested and proven to work under real-life conditions!

The WHIZZINATOR is designed to be comfortably worn as an undergarment for extended periods of time!

Used with our organic heat pads, it is GUARANTEED to maintain body temperature for EIGHT HOURS! And our quality production and materials assures you that the WHIZZINATOR will let it flow, again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!